#But had to share

[handlebarstiedtothestars]

I’m very very definitely wrong and galaxy braining too close to the sun but

BUT

We’ve all been talking about how Crowley is obviously very powerful and WAS obviously a very high up angel, given that:

- he was the one who set off the Big Bang with the phrase “let there be light”

- he was comfortable enough/high up enough in the planning process to think he wouldn’t get in THAT much trouble for asking a few questions

- his & Az’s “half a miracle” was 25 Lazuri strong and set off literal alarm bells

- he could access a classified file that only “thrones or dominions or higher” could access

- Saraqael remembers Crowley AND allows him to open said classified file without instead setting off the “there’s a traitor in heaven” alarm

- He’s the only one who recognises Metatron

Whilst I very much have zero need to know Crowley’s deadname past identity, and whilst I do rather love the idea he was Lucifer (I’m a complex hypocrite) - here’s where I start galaxy braining:

Crowley said “let there be light” and I haven’t been Christian for many years now but I would swear the Bible cites God as saying those words.

But here someone else does it, acting as the Voice of God

Crowley said words attributed to God therefore was Crowley God’s voice???

Do you see where my brain is imploding?

Was Crowley equal to/working alongside Metratron ORRRRR was Crowley Metatron BEFORE Metatron???

This cinnamon roll was in charge of so much

[stormkpr]

[aquagirl555]

ok, i blocked them, but weirdest bot i've faced since the recent wave

what is that name? is it another language or am i having a stroke??

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[teathattast]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[starkidlabs]

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[brujite-de-gulubu]

Dungeon Meshi fancast dropped

[toothedgoose]

[doyouknowthemossinman]

NEW BONGO CALF AT DENVER ZOO!!!!!!

[vicaitly]

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.